The Pun Poem

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The tailor said, Do you have a pin? I said no I flip-pin do not.

A man asked the baker, do you see with your eye? No I see with my p-eye.

A superhero asked about my hair, I told him it was sup-hair.

A farmer was selling me honey. He flirted a bit so I said "you better bee-have".

I was skating on ice, and saw some drama. I said "that is sp-ice-y".

I love butter on toast. But I am late for work so I butter get going

I was in my garden watching the bees pollinate. Until my annoying neighbor came. "Buzz off Frank" I said.

I was feeding some ducks and one of them bit my ankle! "WHAT THE DUCK" I screamed.

A random dude was trying to show off his car. "I do not car-e" I said.

I went to the bar and it was farm themed. "we must be in a bar-n" I said.