The Punderful Parade

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A duck walked into a comedy club,

Quacking jokes that made the trout laugh loud.

“I’m a quack in more ways than one!” it cried,

Then tripped on a pun—bank (but it was the river’s side).

A bear in underwear declared, “I’m bare!”

While trees shouted, “You’re bare-assed—prepare!”

He danced with a fridge, “I’m cool, don’t you see?”

But the milk spilled his secret: “You’re lactose-free!”

A chef tossed a roll—“I’m a cinnamon!” he roared,

Then baked a pie hat and yelled, “I’m flaky—adored!”

The carrots cheered, “You’re the core of our pride!”

But the blender hissed, “You’re just juiced—take a dive.”

A cat knitted socks with a yarn-spirited thread,

While a moth yelled, “That’s my story! Let’s cuddle in bed!”

They argued all night—“You’re just knot getting it!”

Till the spider sighed, “You’re both web-bed misfits.”

So laugh at the sole of the shoe’s dirty pun,

Or the pair of ducks waddling—“We’re number one!”

The world’s just a joke, spinning round like a wheel—

Till the bear in his underwear steals your last meal.